Mr. Mann Does Hamburger Tour of Iceland

At Hamborgarafabrikkan in Akureyri

he finds a giant golden burger

parachuted from heaven.

He consumed hot dog after hot dog

in every NI on the Ring Road.

They steam in unblessed memory.

It is a country of elves who

live in stone houses like cairns.

Black lava beaches steal your soul.

Islendingar 334,327

Vikings, I could fall in love.

You put all the bankers in jail.